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"Chris is like a powerless Superman who's Kryptonite can easily be bought at the supermarket" -Adam Pichardo

"chris you are a champion among men" -Anita
Posted on 16th Apr at 7:40 PM, with 115 notes
Elvis Depressedly "No More Sad Songs" »

audiofodder:

WOW this new Elvis Depressedly song is great. Must listen to it a thousand more times.

Posted on 16th Apr at 12:20 AM

i feel that the phrase “EAT MY PERFECT SHORTS LOSER” when used as an insult is a new twist on an old classic and should absolutely be worked into day to day conversation

Posted on 15th Apr at 10:28 PM

the age of autotune remixes is (sadly?) ending. rip

Posted on 14th Apr at 1:36 PM, with 1 note

really stoked on rye bread lately tbh

Posted on 13th Apr at 9:48 PM, with 208,785 notes

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

Posted on 12th Apr at 12:40 AM, with 1 note
i’m playing a hacked version of pokemon on my phone right now and stuff like this keeps happening and it genuinely does make this game better

i’m playing a hacked version of pokemon on my phone right now and stuff like this keeps happening and it genuinely does make this game better

Posted on 10th Apr at 10:42 PM
nah i’m doing their housing thing. it’s in harlem, a building called “the towers”. its like 11 blocks from the school or whatever, should be fun lol

nah i’m doing their housing thing. it’s in harlem, a building called “the towers”. its like 11 blocks from the school or whatever, should be fun lol

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