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"Chris is like a powerless Superman who's Kryptonite can easily be bought at the supermarket" -Adam Pichardo

"chris you are a champion among men" -Anita
Posted on 20th Oct at 10:16 AM, with 171,705 notes

lordoftheinternet:

every breath you take

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i’ll be watching you

Posted on 19th Oct at 3:59 PM, with 545 notes

cyberjock:

lightningthighs:

cyberjock:

me: dad, i need some help with my math homework

dad:

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me:

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What is this supposed to mean

you:

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me:

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Posted on 16th Oct at 3:20 PM, with 1 note

everyburger:

Freddie Wadling & Cortex We Are The Freaks

I forgot about the fucking jam.

Posted on 11th Oct at 12:57 AM, with 3,972 notes

grinderman2:

David Byrne struggling to understand the concept of friendship

Posted on 10th Oct at 4:05 PM, with 5,018 notes

liber-legis:

liber-legis:

liber-legis:

"Why Does No One Care About My Sad Dick?" - Chuck Palahniuk

"Why Do All These Mysterious and Magical Women Love My Sad Dick?" - Haruki Murakami

"My Sad Dick is Lost in This Maze Beyond Space and Time" - Mark Z. Danielewski

Posted on 7th Oct at 10:43 PM, with 2,013 notes

dissonantwalrus:

me: oh no my laptop got a virus! how do I fix it??

tommy wiseau:

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