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"Chris is like a powerless Superman who's Kryptonite can easily be bought at the supermarket" -Adam Pichardo

"chris you are a champion among men" -Anita
Posted on 18th Aug at 11:55 AM, with 39 notes
dorites:

even in the worst times, he still enjoys life!

dorites:

even in the worst times, he still enjoys life!

Posted on 16th Aug at 1:29 PM, with 9 notes

junioradelberg:

dump a buck of ice water on my head to cure ALS?

how about I dump a cup of ice water down my throat to keep myself hydrated while hanging out with some friends in the nice warm sun?

Posted on 15th Aug at 8:42 AM, with 46,544 notes

goodbye spidey :’)

Posted on 12th Aug at 2:07 AM, with 27,398 notes

thecrimsonalchemist:

I know everyone is really sad right now so have a video of my three legged dog trying to catch water

Posted on 10th Aug at 1:45 PM, with 9,138 notes

fivetail:

where did he come from

where did he go

where did he come from

image

Posted on 9th Aug at 1:33 PM, with 85 notes
junioradelberg:

You’ll Make Millions of Dollars
Adam Pichardo
2014

junioradelberg:

You’ll Make Millions of Dollars

Adam Pichardo

2014

Posted on 8th Aug at 12:55 AM, with 3,229 notes

dykescully:

*looks at couple suspiciously* so uh… whos the scully and whos the mulder….

Posted on 4th Aug at 4:55 PM, with 160 notes

somewheresessions:

elvis depressedly // somewhere sessions

Posted on 1st Aug at 2:14 PM, with 19,408 notes
hellabitcoins:

if u was starving on a desserted island… n u found a stash of these in a washed ashort shipping container… would u do it?

hellabitcoins:

if u was starving on a desserted island… n u found a stash of these in a washed ashort shipping container… would u do it?

Posted on 29th Jul at 1:37 AM, with 36,770 notes

grimelords:

I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?

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